In windows you can watch starwars in like ASCII characters... You have to use telnet if you other super nerds are following... They said they took it out of windows after XP, but I think it's still there, they just don't have telnet as "standard equipment" in >XP...
telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl
I've never watched it all the way through, but word on the street is it's the entire thing... like eps 4, 5, 6. Which if you think about that, is pretty incredible.