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Offline Plantains

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Whooooo wants T-SHIRTS!?!?!?!?
« on: April 08, 2008, 12:07:55 PM »
Since I have the logo authorization from UND. Lets consider some sayings for T-shirts.

These are all PC sayings of course.

Front will always say

"UND CYCLING"

Back will say something ironic or whathaveyou.

Anyone have good ideas?
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Re: Whooooo wants T-SHIRTS!?!?!?!?
« Reply #1 on: April 08, 2008, 12:09:52 PM »
LIke....
"UND CYCLING"
"Trust us, we won"
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Re: Whooooo wants T-SHIRTS!?!?!?!?
« Reply #2 on: April 08, 2008, 10:27:42 PM »
Dude that sounds sweet! i am definitely in on that plan...

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Re: Whooooo wants T-SHIRTS!?!?!?!?
« Reply #3 on: April 09, 2008, 10:36:28 AM »
"UND CYCLING"
"We put the 'erium' in Criterium"
"You can have all the heart in the world, but it doesn't mean anything if you haven't got the legs"

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Re: Whooooo wants T-SHIRTS!?!?!?!?
« Reply #4 on: April 09, 2008, 10:37:11 AM »
What is 'erium'??
The minimum number of bikes one should own is three.  The correct number is n+1, where n is the number of bikes currently owned.  This equation may also be re-written as s-1, where s is the number of bikes owned that would result in separation from your partner.

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« Reply #5 on: April 09, 2008, 10:39:05 AM »
You know...erium.  Probably THE most important physiological aspect of cycling. 
"You can have all the heart in the world, but it doesn't mean anything if you haven't got the legs"

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Re: Whooooo wants T-SHIRTS!?!?!?!?
« Reply #6 on: April 09, 2008, 10:55:10 AM »
that sounds made up. frankly.

what about

"UND CYCLING"
"What the heck is that over there!"
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Re: Whooooo wants T-SHIRTS!?!?!?!?
« Reply #7 on: April 09, 2008, 11:43:22 AM »
"UND CYCLING"
"We put the 'eels' in 'wheels'"

or

"UND CYCLING"
"We put the 'whee' in 'wheels'"

or

"UND CYCLING"
"We put the 'pokes' in 'spokes'"

or (this one's for Guardrail)

"UND CYCLING"
"Check your mirrors"
« Last Edit: April 09, 2008, 11:46:19 AM by Sal Atticum »
JUST EXTRA POLISH. I DO SOME WORK WITH EXCELL SO I KEEP THE CAPS LOCK ON :-P

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« Reply #8 on: April 11, 2008, 08:07:18 PM »
(this one's for Guardrail)

"UND CYCLING"
"Check your mirrors"

That one should read
"UND CYCLING"
"What the FL. Thump..."
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Re: Whooooo wants T-SHIRTS!?!?!?!?
« Reply #9 on: April 12, 2008, 09:15:07 PM »
I v0te no pants!

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« Reply #10 on: April 12, 2008, 09:53:04 PM »
ok I bet DC put you up to that didn't he MAurer power and what is that like a captain planet name? oh who am i kidding I vote no pants too ;)

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Re: Whooooo wants T-SHIRTS!?!?!?!?
« Reply #11 on: April 13, 2008, 12:05:04 AM »
"UND CYCLING"
"Real fast, that's what she said"

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« Reply #12 on: April 14, 2008, 08:19:10 PM »
1st off CUervo, spell my name right/watch the capitals. 2nd, you betcha it's a Captain Planet name, and you KNOW you've always wanted to be a planeteer who has a sweet ring,fights pollution, and stands for all that is good and environmentally-friendly. 

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Re: Whooooo wants T-SHIRTS!?!?!?!?
« Reply #13 on: April 14, 2008, 10:15:25 PM »
whoaa tiger first of all this is coming from someone that equates a bike with a horse...it is not the same thing. LAst time I checked my bike didn't nibble on hay or attempt to eat carrots out of my refrigerator. Secondly, you speak like you are the captain fo the planeteers and last time I checked is was captain planet. And fourthly when are you gonna come riding with us? Seriously...

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« Reply #14 on: April 15, 2008, 02:43:31 PM »
It's true that your bike probably doesn't munch on carrots (neither does my horse but that's besides the point), but both horses and bikes get you from point A to B, both are fast...horses can gallop at 36-40mph, they require a lot of strength on the part of the rider, and they are both ways to find freedom.  As far as captain of the planeteers, Captain Planet was only on the air for a few years so technically, his reign as captain is over and it's about time a new one stepped in.  THird, I'll come and ride when I have a bike and/or you come and climb. Really.....

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« Reply #15 on: April 15, 2008, 03:01:23 PM »
Heeeeere we go.
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Re: Whooooo wants T-SHIRTS!?!?!?!?
« Reply #16 on: April 16, 2008, 09:20:56 AM »
Dude I am all about climbing...the reason sunday didn't work out was becuase it was my dad's bday...by the way happy bday to you ;) and we ended up doing the minnesota loop. I would love to chalk up and have at it!

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« Reply #17 on: April 16, 2008, 02:02:23 PM »
UND CYCLING

"Legs for days..."
"My pain is your loss"
"My only Criteria is your Criterium"
"The real endurance sport"
"If your relationship works, you should be training harder!"
"My other ride is Ya MUM!"
"There are no shortcuts to any place worth going."
"If you don’t have confidence, you’ll always find a way not to win."
"Making an animal of yourself relieves the pain of being a man."
"When I let go of what I am, I become what I might be."
"Failure lies not in falling down. Failure lies in not getting up."
"Softness overcomes hardness."
"Failure is the mother of success."
"When you're going through hell, keep going."
"In the long run, a short cut seldom is."
"Success isn't a destination; it's a journey."
"Your real competitor is often wearing your shoes."
"Tell the truth, especially to yourself."

A little taste of the ridiculousness that is my mind...


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Re: Whooooo wants T-SHIRTS!?!?!?!?
« Reply #18 on: April 16, 2008, 02:47:12 PM »
I really like:

"If your relationship works, you should be training harder!"(how true is this, how true...)
"Failure lies not in falling down. Failure lies in not getting up."(Amen!)
"My only Criteria is your Criterium"(I don't even know what it means ???)
The minimum number of bikes one should own is three.  The correct number is n+1, where n is the number of bikes currently owned.  This equation may also be re-written as s-1, where s is the number of bikes owned that would result in separation from your partner.

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« Reply #19 on: April 16, 2008, 06:57:59 PM »
Nice! We should consider some ideas so we can get rollin on some t-shirt ideas!!

 

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