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Title: The Crabs Crawl In, the Crabs Crawl Out...
Post by: Tim on January 16, 2008, 02:07:13 PM
The crabs crawl in, the crabs call out, the crabs play pinochle on your stout!  And no, I'm not referring to the yummy tasty treats caught on the Deadliest Catch although they might share the same name.  These are the kind that hang on to your personal region and play Tarzan with your pubes (If they make Tarzan cries too loud, just hit them with the shampoo).  While crabs are not life threatening they are among a long laundry list of sexually transmitted diseases (STDs) that plague UND and other college campuses across the nation (especially the University of Minnesota).  STDs range from the burning kind, the itchy-scratchy kind, the dis-colorization kind that helps you blend into a rave party, the kind that makes certain body parts fall off, and the kind that kills you... slowly.

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Title: Re: The Crabs Crawl In, the Crabs Crawl Out...
Post by: pmp6nl on January 16, 2008, 11:45:04 PM
...Interesting topic.
Title: Re: The Crabs Crawl In, the Crabs Crawl Out...
Post by: Sal Atticum on August 22, 2009, 12:25:07 PM
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